I am a writer and owner of Stayshift: Authored. I attempt the impossible: Answering a random QotD. There is no rhyme or reason nor a consistent posting schedule. That would bind me in literary shackles, which reminds me of this rumor that's been spreading...
Supposedly, I was once captured deep in the belly of the Arctic Circle by a phaser-toting Amazonian tribe. How I escaped is a mystery but the view above the Pterodactyl breeding nest is awe-inspiring.